#01
Reginald
The Gentleman
I am far too distinguished to be kicked.
A monocle-and-top-hat gentleman who is far too distinguished to be kicked. Files a formal complaint mid-flight, then adjusts his monocle and pretends the landing was his idea all along.
Reginald exits with dignity — top hats, monocles, and the faint sparkle of a gentleman who insists this was his plan.